It’s the worst day in the world! Today Grandma came over and said she was staying for the WHOLE of the Christmas holidays! She’s not actually my Grandma at all just an old friend of my real Grandma, she’s in Australia though. But we have to call her Grandma because she says so. Nobody likes her. She has black eyes and long tangly hair drooping over her face and when she pushes it back to see properly. Grandma reveals a revolting nose that’s covered in warts! In 2012 I hope for her to go and live somewhere else i.e. Antarctica!