There once was a statue. When people walked passed him he moved. Girls would just scream and run away. Boys would just shake the statue’s hand.
But the statue was very lonely. He asked the stonecutters to chip all the stone off his feet. The stonecutters never listened to him because they only said ‘Hi ya!’
Finally a kind stonecutter said to the statue ‘Do you want to be released from your base’. The statue said ‘Yes’. The stonecutter broke through the stone with his hammer and chisel. He smashed the base and the statue said ‘Thank you very much’.